Eyes are sooo last season.

I like wearing hats that cover most of my face. For many reasons, really.

So I live in Utah... and there is this moderately to severely creepy park called Gilgal Sculpture Garden here. Also quite fascinating.

We went there a few weeks ago. Yes, there are sculptures of body parts scattered all over the hill in the last photo. Awesome.

Black velvet (high waisted pants) if you pleeeease.

I made these black velvet high waisted pants a couple of weeks ago. I have been wanting some for quite some time... but couldn't for the life of me find a pair that fancied my fanny. So I made these out of a stretchy velvet and added two silver clasps at the waist. We snuck into an abandoned mansion the other day and snapped these photos. I love trespassing slash pretending to be photogenic. I wonder if I should start calling myself the Long Bob Haircut Girl instead of just the regular Bob Haircut Girl?

Nikoline Liv Anderson

I randomly discovered Danish designer, Nikoline Liv Anderson, on Myspace (of all places - ehhh) a few years ago. It has tickled my fancy to follow her and witness her success. Truly absolutely incredible. I think I might cry. Note the bob haircut model. Here are a few of my favorite images from her website below. Click here to go to her website.

A big bucket of boiling hot bob haircut babeness.

OMBob. So in lerve with this model and this store: Claire Incorruptible.
Just can't get enough. Those hats are magical.

Gold fish.

This is me yesterday, wearing a gold necklace. It has a fish on it. I hadn't worn it in awhile. But then I saw this post by Sea of Shoes, and now my heart is yet again yearning for more animal jewelry slash accessories. Today I'm wearing a necklace with an elephant on it. I also recently acquired a black leather purse with a gold crocodile on it from a thrift store. I had to fight an old woman for it. No big deal.

Top and ankle booties from missselfridge.com

OMBob.

OMBob you guys. Happy 2010. I've been soooo busy doing things like growing out my bob, getting over my fear of Crocs (unsuccessful), and absolutely nothing else.... that my bob blog has been negligently neglected neglectfully. But hold your horses. I'll be writing much more soon....

Also, what was this guy thinking? Ohhh the humanity. How dare he ask such a question. He's blind.